A plane was about to crash and
there were only four parachutes on
the plane. Meanwhile there were
five people on it. The first person,
Lionel Messi, said, "I'm the world's
best footballer right now, I can't die
now!"
So he took one of the parachutes
and left. The second person, Bill
Gates, said, "I'm the richest man on
Earth, I can't die now, I'm needed in
the world!"
So he took the second parachute
and left. The third was the
Tanzanian President and he said,
"I'm the smartest President in the
world, so I can't die now, my people
still need me!"
So he took one and left.
Then it was left with the Pope and a
little school girl. The Pope said to
the little girl, "Take the last one. I'll
sacrifice my life for you."
The little girl replied, "No need for
that, There are two parachutes left."
The pope asked her, "How come?"
The little girl replied, "the
Tanzanian President took my school bag."
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