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One afternoon a husband arrived
home with sad news for his wife.
HUSBAND: Wife, I just received a call,
mother (mama) passed away. Shall
we go to town and get some
necessities for the funeral? Please
write a list and then we can go.
WIFE: A list won't be necessary, we'll
just get 2cabbages & 2 liters of
... cooking oil. HUSBAND: Is it going to
be enough?WIFE: No need to waste
money, of course its going to be
enough! (They left for town and
after getting two cabbages and 2
litres of cooking oil), the husband
asked his wife again if that was all.
She emphasized the issue of not
wasting money on the funeral. They
then hit the road towards the village
and where the road branches to
different villages, the husband
driving, took a turn to his wife's
home.) WIFE: Where are we going,? I
thought you said we are going to
the funeral, your mother passed
away. HUSBAND: Yes we are; its
YOUR mother who passed away.
WIFE (shocked & crying): But that
grocery is not enough! Lets go back
and get some more stuff! HUSBAND:
NO! I asked you over and over if it
was all that was needed and you
said "yes"; so we are not going back!
Moral of the story: Whatever that
you want done to you, do it to
others as well.
One afternoon a husband arrived
home with sad news for his wife.
HUSBAND: Wife, I just received a call,
mother (mama) passed away. Shall
we go to town and get some
necessities for the funeral? Please
write a list and then we can go.
WIFE: A list won't be necessary, we'll
just get 2cabbages & 2 liters of
... cooking oil. HUSBAND: Is it going to
be enough?WIFE: No need to waste
money, of course its going to be
enough! (They left for town and
after getting two cabbages and 2
litres of cooking oil), the husband
asked his wife again if that was all.
She emphasized the issue of not
wasting money on the funeral. They
then hit the road towards the village
and where the road branches to
different villages, the husband
driving, took a turn to his wife's
home.) WIFE: Where are we going,? I
thought you said we are going to
the funeral, your mother passed
away. HUSBAND: Yes we are; its
YOUR mother who passed away.
WIFE (shocked & crying): But that
grocery is not enough! Lets go back
and get some more stuff! HUSBAND:
NO! I asked you over and over if it
was all that was needed and you
said "yes"; so we are not going back!
Moral of the story: Whatever that
you want done to you, do it to
others as well.
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